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The Anatomy of a Modern Corporate Rejection
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"We will keep your CV in mind..."
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[Translation: We have safely deposited your life's work into a digital black hole, never to be seen by human eyes again.]
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My favorite part is when they send this rejection email for an entry-level job that required 5 years of experience, a Nobel Prize, and three Olympic gold medals. Don't worry, guys, I'll make sure to update my CV when I win my second Oscar.
