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We’ve all seen the dazzling statistics: “100% Placement Achieved.” For an MBA aspirant, that’s the ultimate validation of their ₹20+ Lakh investment. But that asterisk (*) hiding in the placement report holds a harsh truth. While the broc*ure promises a smooth launchpad, the two-year journey often ends like the scene above a chaotic, unceremonious ejection into a job market that doesn't care about your degree.
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As someone who survived a 100% placement campus, I remember my college literally giving students off-campus job leads to make sure we didn't count against their statistics. They didn't place us; they just ensured we weren't their problem when the report was being made
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It's the same story every year. If you aren't in the Top 25% of the batch, the ROI is terrible. A 10L median for a 20L fee is not 'placement achieved'; it's 'indentured servitude' with a fancy degree. The meme is painfully accurate
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The real question is: 100% of what? They exclude students with low attendance, bad grades, or those who didn’t clear the internal aptitude test. When the report says 'Eligible Students placed,' that's code for: 'We already filtered out the ones who would drag down our average.
